senile-snake:

pipesandsushi:

I don’t even know why I’m laughing so hard

LAUGHING HARDER THAN I SHOULD

kane52630:

I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you…stranger.” - Joker
The Dark Knight

"when someone’s flaws are not flaws in your eyes, you’re fucked."
— (via girlchoking)

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school

[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit

breakingdads:

if you ever want to hear the gospel according to shrek, just open up your bible and read psalm

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

bakasara:

dahliasheng:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

Supernatural AU where every time Dean and Cas stare at each other for longer than five seconds Sam glares at the camera and it zooms in on his face like The Office. 

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This brought me to tears OH MY GOD

padalecki-party:

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

Impulse control has never been my strong suit… (x)

perlockholmes:

riplogic:

*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.

Oh my god

crabbyjammies:

capitalistpropaganda:

"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys